This also appears on My Big Jesus!
It’s no surprise that moms frequently don’t get enough sleep. If they aren’t woken by babies or kids or pets, they’re up worrying about why they haven’t been woken. But on the odd day that a mother wakes, all on her own, having rested fully the night before, she transforms into an amazing creature… a superhero of sorts. She can take on the world in a whole new way, and she’ll only need two cups of coffee to do it! Here are some things a well-rested mother might do if she sleeps the entire night:
1. She will wake up with her first alarm. She won’t even hit snooze. She’ll just stretch her arms wide, take a deep breath, and start her day with a smile.
2. She will cook herself a hot breakfast, and not share it with anyone. Frying eggs, brewing coffee, and toasting bread, all before her children wake up.
3. She will make pancakes, and not even be annoyed about it. Special breakfast will be no big deal, and the children will give her a cheer!
4. She will pack the children up for an outing before lunchtime. She is excited enough to hit the park AND the grocery store – in one fell swoop!
5. She will actually eat lunch! And I don’t just mean whatever her kids leave on their plates. She will fix herself a sandwich, alongside the children’s healthy meals she will patiently coax them to eat.
6. She won’t turn on the TV. She doesn’t need background noise or distraction for the children. She is so energetic! She will become tickle monster or professional storyteller before the TV comes on.
7. She will plan a healthy and delicious dinner for her family. Since she went to the grocery store, the kitchen is her oyster as she minces garlic, chops peppers, sears steak and bakes cookies.
8. She will tackle bath time, pajama wielding, tooth brushing and story reading all in time for an early bedtime. She is fearless as she enters the witching hour fray.
Why, oh why, can’t this well-rested woman be you? Because she’s mythical, of course – an idealized version of you when you get even six hours of sleep in a row. In other words, she is a very figment of our imaginations. Everyone knows that mothers don’t sleep!
Love this one!! At first I was like okay how much sleep did she get?!?! I’m not even sure I could do all of those things before I had kids lol.
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Me either haha! I figured the more over the top the better haha
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It’ll come! I promise! The only time I get woken up now is from pee-pee bed. But I had the world’s worst sleeper child and for the most part, we sleep now. Almost five years later. LOL.
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Haha ahhhh I have so many more years lol
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Ha! 🙂
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Someday. Someday we’ll sleep. (right?)
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I have to believe we will…
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Playing catch-up as Christmas festivities wind down. As my little has been forgetting how to sleep through the night, I miss that not-so-mythical version of this (I don’t always seem that cheery even after a full night’s sleep!)
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I am NOT a morning person, and I would never do all these things anyway 🙂
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