Things Toddlers Say

Happy Tuesday, folks! Hope you enjoy these short and sweet funnies! img_0865

D: *scream-singing his bedtime songs*
Me: You’re being too crazy.
D: No, I’m being funny.

Me: Are you excited about your second day of school?
J: Yes, are you excited about my second day of school?
Me: I mean, yes but I’ll also. Miss you.
J: If only you were me, and I was still me, and you could come with me!

J: The more we nap, the stronger our powers!

D, snuggling next to J and EK for a movie: Thank you God for all dis family!

D, waking up in the morning: Mama, where’s Scottie? (She’s our babysitter, whom we haven’t seen in a couple of weeks, but he must have dreamed about her.)

J, seeing this:

What are all these signs with people sitting on toilets?!

EK: I’m still hungry!
Hubby: Why are you so hungry? You ate more than your brothers.
EK: I just went poop and went pee?

What are your kids saying these days?!

Things Toddlers Say

Happy Tuesday, friends! Here are our funnies for the week! Enjoy!

J: Blow it, man! (Talking about a balloon)
D: I’m not a man.
J: Yes you are! Mans are just boys.

Me: Who wants to go to the Williams house?!
EK: Meeeee!
J: Me! I’m running with speed and joy!

Getting into the car after bringing Brussels sprouts to a pot luck…
EK: Well hey! I’m just back here eating Brussels sprouts.

(I don’t know where he heard it…)
D: I accidentally sharted out more poop!

D: EK won’t let me in!
Me: Why won’t they let you in?
D: I want to shoot them! (Holding a pretend gun)Me: Well it sounds like they don’t want to be shot.
D: I’m not shotting them, I’m shooting them!

J: I need tape.
EK: Why do you need tape?
J: To put together my memoir.

J: Let’s go to Dough Joe’s!
Me: It’s not open right now.
J: Maybe we can go to Krispy Treats.
Me: Krispy Kreme?