Happy Tuesday! I know it’s Tuesday evening, but it’s still Tuesday! Here are the funnies our kids have been giggling about this week – leave a comment and let me know what silly stuff your kids say!
J: Did you know I taught myself that bees make honey? I taught myself that!
EK, pretending: Do you want the eggs and steak or pancakes?
Me: Hmm… steak and eggs!
EK: The $1 or $100?
Me: I’ll spring for the $100!
EK: But that’s really expensive!
Me: But we’re pretending, right?
D, when he first woke up: I want to sit wif my blanket and watch Wall•e and Cars and Star Wars!
Me: I’ve taught you the perfect day.
J, carefully bringing me my half-full mug of tea: It’ll be a ‘saster (disaster) if I go fast!
J: When my two birthday comes, can I have the party at a Christmas gelato place?
(His birthday is at the end of December and he will be 5, just fyi.)
Hubby hands a milkshake to J. Wait a beat.
J: Uh, Mister! This milkshake is great!
J, randomly: I feel so ingenious!
D, wandering around the house: Where is J? I lost him!
D, handing me a belt: Hey! You want dis type of thing?
J, stretching his hand up: I’m just reaching for Jesus.
Talking about winking…
J: Did you know that pirates look like they’re w bling forever?! Because of their eye patch?!
Me: That was a big hiccup!
J: That wasn’t a hiccup- it was a burp!
Me: Was it a hiccup and a burp combined?!
J: No, it was a hiccup and a burp all mixed up together!
Me: Oh, okay.
Don’t forget to share what hilarious things your kids say!!