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Does anyone else wish they could hit the floor, scream at the top of their lungs, and cry it out?
1. I use wrinkle cream around my eyes, and acne-prevention face wash. At the same time.
2. The snack I made was for me, not the tiny pairs of hands that keep stealing it.
3. My coffee doesn’t reheat itself.
4. I want to take a nap, so why don’t my kids?!
5. I am angry that I don’t know the sound a rabbit makes, too.
6. I’m swimming in laundry. Seriously.
7. I just put those puzzles together, for crying out loud.
8. I can’t drink wine while pregnant.
9. I was using the laptop! And no, I didn’t want to watch Frozen!
10. I want to go to sleep at 9:00pm, but I can’t, because my toddler doesn’t want to.