Happy Tuesday, y’all! Our week has been full of visits from the grandparents and football! Here are some funnies from my big kids.
EK, entering the kitchen: Something smells delicious in here! (It was Caesar salad, and she ate a ton of it. Because she isn’t your normal threenager.)
J is constantly going up to D and wiping his face saying, “Da baby spit! Da baby spit!”
EK: I like the beast better than Belle.
She’s got a thing for bad boys.
Apparently “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” is very difficult to say:
EK: Pinit butter and jally shammick
J: Shammich butterrrrrrr
J and I had a sweet minute the other day where we were the only ones awake, and we did a craft. While we sat at the kitchen table, an airplane (or helicopter) flew overhead. J then launched an argument – with himself – over whether it was an airplane or helicopter. This lasted for several minutes.
EK, eating chips and salsa: I need a water to slow me down!
The other morning at breakfast, EK had a five minute long concerned rant about why Cinderella didn’t eat breakfast. Apparently she had noticed that she fed all the animals breakfast, and took breakfast trays to her step-mother and step-sisters, but never ate anything herself.
EK: Look, Mom! I took it to-part! (Instead of apart.)
I was eating fried zucchini sticks with ranch…
EK: Can I have one?
Me: Sure! (Hand her one)
EK: (frowning and sputtering) Ugh!
Me: What’s wrong?
EK: I want a different one with no ranch.
Me: But I thought you liked ranch?
EK: I only like it on my salad.
Definitely not my child.
J’s current misnomers:
Thank you=thank whew
Did anyone else notice a definite food trend this week? What are your toddlers talking about?