Hello again, Tuesday! I hope y’all are ready for some funnies to keep your week’s momentum up! Here they are!
Flattery will get you everywhere…
EK, while we were driving to a friend’s house: Daddy, you’re the master driver to tell me how long until we get there.
J pooped in his tiny potty finally: Mom! There’s a huge snake poop in there!
When J peed on the potty…
J: There’s the muchest pee I ever saw!
EK: Wow! That’s so great! I love you!
Just like a man, he carried the potty to where he could go while he watched TV.
EK wearing these pajamas…EK: After J pees on his potty, I’ll give him an ice cream from my… (Pointing at her knee, unable to think of the word…)
EK: Yeah. Pants!
EK to me: Can we take a selfie? Wait! Let’s do chitchat! (She means Snapchat.)
EK: I want to be a doctor, and I can’t find my eperscope (stethoscope) OR my Doc McStuffins dress!
J: When we get to Annie’s grocery store, I want some ice cream and… um… and see… *trails off*
EK, after a big meal, pulls her dress up: Hey! Watch my belly pop!
During a game of pretend, while banging a toy pan…
J, to EK: Wake up! It’s morning time, schweetie!
Sharing tips over breakfast…
EK: J, take your blueberries and dip them in your syrup… (whispers) because it makes them taste like syrup!
J: When I get big, I will be the cook, and make you lunch, and you will like it! (Man after my own heart.)
EK, pointing at a girl in the Carter’s catalog: Wow. She is super. duper. cute.
Well that’s it for today. What are your kids talking about these days?