Happy Tuesday, y’all! I don’t have too much to preface today’s goodies with, so here they are! Enjoy!
Anytime J gets on the phone: The young man bit me.
Me: What does that even mean!?
Me: Did you have fun at lunch with Daddy and your brothers? You were the only girl!
EK: I like it better when there are two girls and three boys. (As an aside:) The two girls are you and me, and the boys are Daddy, J, and D.
Me, to D: No, no, no bite.
J: I don’t ujally bite you. I ujally be sweet!
J, melting down: I can’t jump on one feet! Can you teach me?!
EK: J, look at all that sparkly magic! She’s such a good furry godmother.
At hubby’s cousin’s wedding…
EK: She’s here! The princess bride is here!
Annie: What do you like best about the princess bride?
EK: Her side ponytail.
Heard in the back seat of the car…
EK: Stop in the name, you police officer!
EK: Today is Easter Day!
J: No it’s not! Today is tiger time.
EK, from the kitchen: D is walking! D is walking! (Then we hear a fall, and a cry. Not walking.)
J: I need your chair to be all close to me! (Gets down and pushes me closer to his chair.)
One time when we played the waitress game, she had me take her order and write it down. “What do you want?” I said. She responded, “Black beans with pasta. And wine. I’m pretending to be a grown up!”
Aren’t you proud of her letters, too?!