Happy Tuesday! Sorry it’s so late – I’ve had a busy day, full of running, friends, games, and homemade pizza. But no excuses… Here are the funnies!
J: Can I have dessert?
Me: I asked you to eat five more bites, but you’ve only eaten two.
EK, with no pause: Just eat three more bites, J.
Me to Hubby: Was that math or coincidence?
Hubby: Let’s call it math.
Every time J is in a public bathroom: Is this toilet gonna flush really loud?
Whenever I have to scold EK, she say, “I miss-ed you while I was at school!” Like, she missed me so she’s gonna say rude stuff now.
D: *brings me pig* Woof woof!
Me: That pig says, “Oink!”
D: *brings me a bear* Meow! Meow!
Me: A kitty cat says, “Meow,” not a bear!
D: *huffs and puffs away*
EK: Can I have that back?
J: (screaming) YES, MY DARLING PRECIOUS!
J: I hurt my finger! When I crosed it in the door!
J: Is it two firty o’clock?
J catapults himself onto D, and D pulls his hair. J: Well, that’s how I get pulled by my hair.
EK, holding a pencil: How do you spell Drew?
I spell it, and then his wife and daughter’s names too.
EK: I spelled their whole family! Oh wait! What about Walker and Quinn?! (their dogs)
Necie: If that smells, I’m leaving.
EK: You could just go like this when you smell it! *covers her nose*
EK: Let’s play hind and seek!
Me: I think you mean hind end seek.
EK to our friend who was holding her newborn baby girl: That baby is so cute, I could die!
Well, there you have it! What have your kiddos been saying recently?