Happy Tuesday! I’ve got a lot of funnies from EK this week, mostly because J’s vocabulary has (sadly) deteriorated into frustrated grunts and lots of “FINE!” and “OKAY!” Hopefully he’ll be back next week. Enjoy!
After J got in trouble…
EK: J, you know what? Even when you make bad choices, Jesus still loves you.
J: Did you remember that I was locked out on the porch and there was a robot?!
EK: You’ve been saying that for forty-nine years!
EK: These jeans have a hole.
Me: It’s okay, some people love holes in their jeans.
EK: I don’t want to wear them with a hole!
Me: Please. We aren’t going anywhere, just wear them to make it easy on me.
Two days later…
Me: *puts holey jeans in the trash*
Ek: Wahhh! I’m really gonna miss those jeeeeeeans!
EK: Look, mom! My booboo is getting better! I’m magical again!
EK: I tried to not dream about Teka, but I dreamed about Teka, that he would get Moana and kill her! Haha!
EK: Look, Mom! It’s the one with Darth Vader!
(For those who don’t know, that’s evil Emporer Zurg from Toy Story.)
J’s three major food groups:Broccoli, pickled radishes, and bulldozers.
J: You remember babies don’t do what they’re doing?
Me: Sure, babe.
J: And babies need help burping.
Tootsie roll=tweetsie roll (can you tell my kids are obsessed with trains?)
EK, singing: Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, please slide down on me! Wait… is it slide or lie?
Me: Shine… It’s shine.
Arguing about how to pronounce “Motonui” (Moana’s island)…
EK: Listen to this! She says Motchnui!
Me: I think it’s Motonui.
EK: She knows how to say her own country’s name!
Me: I know, but I don’t think you’re hearing her correctly.
EK: I’m gonna listen to her again.
2 thoughts on “Things Toddlers Say”
HAHA! Love the “sun please slide down on me” lyric!
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I thought that one was great too, haha!