In the middle of the night, J plods into my room…
J: Mama, can you make a yiddle room? (He means on my pillow)
One minute later…
J: I’m ready to go back downstairs.
Me: Okay, see you in the morning.
J: I want you to carry me.
Me: Okay… well, just let me wake up a little.
Hubby: Do you know why elephants have big ears?
EK: They just do. I don’t know what else to tell you.
EK grabs her stuffed elephant by the trunk: I’m just grabbing it the trumpet.
J: In the bathtub, I was pretending that I was a duck eating water!
EK, running upstairs: Mom! I found a green necklace downstairs, and I want to save it for Valentimes! I’m gonna put it in that special place with all of my treasures!
Hubby: Oh you mean the top drawer of your nightstand?
EK: *runs away*
Me, quoting the Gruffalo: A mouse took a stroll through the deep, dark wood…
EK, continuing: A mouse saw a fox, and the fox was a fox!
Talking about her brother, who had just woken up…
EK: Ugh, I really smelled his yawn.
While it was dark outside…
EK: It’s cool how the grocery store and TJ’s (TJ Maxx) can glow up.
Crawling slowly instead of coming when I called…
J: I just can’t get out of this mud…
Spoiler: There was no mud.
J, when he was really cold in the morning: My teeth are moving up and down!
J, petting my head: I love your precious hair!
When J is in trouble: I just want to love you!
Well there are your funnies. I hope it brightened your day!