Things Toddlers Say 

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Hope you had a great start to your week. Here are a few funnies to keep the happy going!

In the middle of the night, J plods into my room…
J: Mama, can you make a yiddle room? (He means on my pillow)
Me: Okay.
One minute later…
J: I’m ready to go back downstairs.
Me: Okay, see you in the morning.
J: I want you to carry me.
Me: Okay… well, just let me wake up a little.

Hubby: Do you know why elephants have big ears?
EK: They just do. I don’t know what else to tell you.

Hubby: What letters are on here?
J: F-A-R-M wollipop (lollipop) W-zero-K.

EK grabs her stuffed elephant by the trunk: I’m just grabbing it the trumpet.

At lunch…
J: In the bathtub, I was pretending that I was a duck eating water!
Everyone: ??

EK, running upstairs: Mom! I found a green necklace downstairs, and I want to save it for Valentimes! I’m gonna put it in that special place with all of my treasures!
Hubby: Oh you mean the top drawer of your nightstand?
EK: *runs away*

Me, quoting the Gruffalo: A mouse took a stroll through the deep, dark wood…
EK, continuing: A mouse saw a fox, and the fox was a fox!

Talking about her brother, who had just woken up…
EK: Ugh, I really smelled his yawn.

While it was dark outside…
EK: It’s cool how the grocery store and TJ’s (TJ Maxx) can glow up.

Crawling slowly instead of coming when I called…
J: I just can’t get out of this mud…
Spoiler: There was no mud.

J, when he was really cold in the morning: My teeth are moving up and down!

J, petting my head: I love your precious hair!

When J is in trouble: I just want to love you!

Well there are your funnies.  I hope it brightened your day!

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