After seeing Paw Patrol once…
J: Pwaw Pwatrol is my fwavorite.
EK says a naughty word on purpose…
EK: Now, you spank me, Mom! Okay? Carefully!
EK, holding an old school egg timer to her mouth: Set timer for five minutes.
Me: I don’t think that thing works exactly like Siri does.
Watching Beauty and the Beast, when he saves Belle from the wolves…
EK: Welp. He dead.
Hubby and me: *actually dead* 💀
J, misinterpreting things: Ha! He called hisself stupid!
EK: Did you notice you never got these doll shoes down for me? It’s pretty annoring. (No, she didn’t say “annoying”.)
J, introducing his brother: This is my brother. He bits things a lot. (Not bites.)
J hears me whistling and says: I love it when you sing like that, mama.
I put on Bethel’s “Ever Be”…
EK: I was dreaming about this song last night!
EK, holding a yard weed: Daddy, what’s the name of these flowers?
Hubby: I don’t know the name.
EK: Why don’t you smell them? That might give you the name!
J, running up to me as I’m holding my friend’s baby: Boop! (Gently taps baby’s nose) I just booped her nose, Mom!
J: I really love D. He’s the best brother in the whooooooole… (But never finished the sentence)
EK, one finger in her mouth: Mom, when we get home, can I have one of those things that gets the meat out of your teeth?
Me: A flosser, you mean?
EK: Yeah. This burger is stuck.
EK opens up her Chick-fil-A chicken minis: Mom! (Hand over her heart) I missed these guys!!
What have your kids been saying these days?