Good morning and happy Tuesday! I hope everyone had a lovely Mother’s Day! We definitely had a great day – I was resting up after the race, and we visited Hubby’s mom, had dinner out with some friends, and topped it off with gelato. I call that a good day! Here are this week’s funny quotations from the kids. Enjoy!
One evening, we saw this beautiful sunset with the rays coming out…EK: It’s Jesus! His light is there!
J: I see his arm right there!
D comes to me, holding The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Me: It’s a book about the caterpillar!
Me: Very close.
EK: Oh no! There’s a fire ant!
Me: Just flick it off the porch.
EK: But what if it STINGS me?! It’s the kind!
Talking about riding her plasma car in the yard, EK: That was. So. Darn. Fun!
EK, talking about my race: There might be bugs.
Me: Yeah, I hope they don’t bite me.
EK: You’ll be going so fast, they won’t even be able to.
J, on Mothers Day cards: I don’t know how to make a card! It’s so hard for a baby or even a kid!
EK wanders upstairs at 11:30pm: Dad, I left my bunny outside. Can I go get it?
Hubby: I’ll make sure it gets back inside.
EK: But I’m worried that an owl will get it and feed it to its owl babies!
Hubby: But it’s a stuffed bunny. It’ll be okay.
J and D were having a tiff, and J finally hit D. EK walked away from the fight and said, “That’s on you, buddy.”
Hubby made homemade pizza…
J: This green stuff in the pizza that I don’t want to eat is mint. Can you say mint?
Me: Actually, I think it’s arugula. Can you say arugula?
J: Arugula! Great!
Me: I’m glad you guys didn’t watch any tv today. It’s good for you to do without tv sometimes.
J: Ha! Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Me: *fearing teenage years*
What have your kids said recently about each other? Do you have any funny sayings from Mother’s Day?