Happy Tuesday, y’all! I hope you’re enjoying your fall and your Halloween candy! I have only stolen the Reese’s Pieces and Snickers. See, I’m a good mom! Anyway, here are the funnies from our week. Enjoy!
D walking in the yard: Mom! Iss cwunchy leabs! (Crunchy leaves)
EK early in the day: Are witches real?
Me: Nope. No witches.
EK later in the day: Mom, are fairies the only ones who can make magic?
Me, apparently crushing dreams: Well, fairies aren’t really real. And magic is more the feeling we have when something is beautiful or unbelievable, or seems unrealistic.
EK: Well, how does the tooth fairy get to you?
Hubby: *dies laughing*
EK: *dies laughing*
Me: I thought you meant witches’ magic! (Trying not to dig the hole deeper…)
EK, during breakfast: When people are talking, it’s destroying me so I can’t eat.
Me: I think you mean distracting.
EK: I would love it if a rainy Saturday happened. I would sleep all day.
Me: *plots how to make it rain on Saturday*
EK: I was thinking on, um,
EK: On, um,
EK: On, um, Turkey Day. Could we have a big feast?
J: I wish I had a TV on my ceiling on my room so I could watch Neckflix.
Me: *not going to correct him*
In the car…
D, chanting: Abocado book. Abocado book. Abocado book. (It was a dinosaur book.)
J, speaking of words that start with “h”: How about hole? Like there was a little hole and a snail fell in there?
J, talking to a store clerk: Well, I belong to someone else.
Me: Who do you belong to?
J: *points to me*
Hope you found a giggle or two reading these! What silly things are your kids saying these days?