Happy Tuesday, and happy New Year! In honor of the first Tuesday of 2018, I’ve got a few really funny ones. Enjoy!
EK: Are you gonna have another baby?
Me: What makes you ask that?
EK: I just was thinking if you had four babies. Wait! What if you had a hundred and five babies?!?!
J: Phew. That’s a lot of babies to feed.
Me: My thoughts exactly.
J waking up on his birthday: Is it today?!
Me: Yes! Today you’re four!
J: Well, my hands still look three.
EK got a ballerina Barbie and a Wonder Woman doll at Christmas. I overheard her ask her cousin: Hey! Do you want to play super heroes save the ballerinas?
J: Do you know where my Iron Man is?
Me: No, buddy, I’m sorry.
J, cool as a cucumber: Oh well. Toys get lost very easily.
J with the charm: You sound like you’re stupid but I still love you, EK.
Clutching a dinosaur he put together, J: This dinosaur is my only friend.
D, on night three of a big boy bed: Okay, lay down!
Me: Yes, time to lay down. Good night, and I love you! (I head to close the door)D: Lub you, Mama. Good niiiiiiiight! (Out like a light 2 minutes later.)
J: Now that I’m four, I’m fifteen big!
D, while eating carrots: Carrots are like volcano!
Me: Mmm… yeahhhh… of course.
Have your kids had any funnies you can share?!