Happy Tuesday!! I hope you enjoy the funnies!
EK: He made your soup so fast!
EK: Yes he did!
J: No… he made it quickly.
Me: One, two….?
Me: Three! Four, five, six,
D, interrupting me: Seben!!!!!!!
Me: You got seven but not three?!
D, with a rolling pin inside his shirt: Mama look! I got a sword in my pocket!
Hubby: Here’s some falafel for you!
J: This isn’t waffles!
EK: And guess what?! We got lollipops! J got strawberry and I got watermelon and D got… he got green bean.
Me: I think it’s green apple…
I had asked EK to run a bath, and she came back up shouting: Mom! The light has run out of power in there!
EK referring to hand, foot, mouth: …and we all had footprints.
D about pterodactyls: I need da carrot-dactyl!
A few one-liners this week, eh? What are your kiddos saying these days? Or shall I say “saying improperly” these days?!