Happy Tuesday! Last week I was on vacation and allowed myself to NOT EVEN POST ANYTHING. So enjoy a couple of weeks’ worth of Crazy Things My Kids Say.
J: Did you know that sometimes when you potty, you can stand up? And then you face away from the potty and poop out.
J: Home is a better airport.
J, about 20 mins away from home: Did you know we’re so close to DisneyWorld?!
Hubby: We’re only about a 12 hours drive away.
J: I can count to 12!
Hubby: Reeeeeeeal slow.
Seeing the Charlotte skyline…
Me: Do you guys see that big building up ahead?
J: The one that looks like a giant big banana?!
EK: I want to be a baker!
Our friend Marie: Well bakers get up really early, like midnight, and work all the way until morning.
EK: I did not know that so I think I won’t.
EK: Hey! Watch out! I’m going on a big dump!
Me: *laughs hysterically*
EK: I’m going on a dump!
(Obvi she means pooping, in case we’ve gotten too G-rated in here)
J: I love you to the moon and back! And all the way around DisneyWorld!!
J, after riding in the car for a few hours: When I try to sit up, my booty hurts.
Me: From sitting on it so long? I’m sorry; we’ll stop soon.
J: I think there’s a swordfish back there, poking it.
Too much Disney movie watching…
Me: You’re trying my patience.
J: Like Mowgli is trying Sher-khan’s patience?
Me: You disobeyed me.
J: Like Simba disobeyed Mufasa?
Well, what are your kids saying these days? Let me hear the sillies!
2 thoughts on “Things Toddlers Say”
hilarious. they will love seeing these when they’re older! haha
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I hope so! Some of them I forget as soon as I write them down, but some I still remember months and years later. Maybe I can torture their future girlfriends 😂