Happy Tuesday! It is HOT here in NC – like we have skipped spring (except for all that pollen) and gone straight to summer vibes. Here are the funnies from this week! Enjoy 🙂
D is standing on one foot in his chair at the table.
Me: Is that safe?
Me: Could you sit down and eat?
J: I can’t believe he can stand on one foot! That’s a very talented boy, Davis!
Me: *face palm*
J at EK’s school play: I’m having the best day of my entire life with these little children singing to me!
EK negotiating: ….but most of all, ME!
J: Did you know that the earth is bouncier than the bed?!
Me: I did NOT know that!
J: I’m just joking!
Me: Oh! Okay then. You know what really is bouncier than abed?
Me: A trampoline!
J: And a pobo stick! Can you get me a pobo stick when I’m 7?
I ran a half marathon this past weekend, and I just referred to it as “my race”. At least 30 times Saturday afternoon, EK asked, “Did you win your race?”
Me: Where are you in Harry Potter?
Necie: Snape just killed Dumbledore.
J: A snake didn’t kill our overboard, we just lost outta power.
J, remembering his ear infection: Did you know that the most hurting of ache is an earache?
J is snuggling my grandma, leaning on her arm…
Nana: We’ve gotta move a little bit. My arm hurts.
J: Is it because of my strength?
D at breakfast: I want da mashalellows! Mashalellows! (Marshmallows. It’s what’s for breakfast.)
What’s something silly your kids have said recently?! Share in the comments!