Happy Tuesday, folks! Here are a few summer funnies for you – enjoy!
EK, doing a “medical procedure”: What’s your name?
J: Um, *says my dad’s full name*
Me: *laughs and also wonders why he knows my dad’s full name*
Summertime potty training:
Me: Do you need to use the potty?
D: No, I need to use da treeeeeee!
Me: *face palm*
A redundant argument between J and EK, where they both just shout: STOP COPYUING (no typo, lol) ME!
Me after J had gotten hurt: You’re a trooper, babe.
J: I’m a storm trooper!
J, above, looking through the “scopa-tella” (telescope)
D’s name-calling trump card: Toolet face!
Me: If we do some chores and clean our rooms, maybe then we can head to the pool!
EK: Well let’s get this party started!
D: You wanna pee on the tree?!
J: Sure, sure, sure! That sounds amazing!
J’s new song: My God made the bushes, and I love God and I love trees and bushes!
What are your kids saying these days? How are they making you laugh?