Happy Tuesday! Glad to bring back the weekly funnies! This one is long since it’s got a few from the previous week as well… Enjoy!
J, with coins in his hand: I got da monies!
J: Mom! EK’s drawing on she’s leg! (She’s is a substitute for her.)
Sitting at a nice restaurant for lunch…
EK: I want nuggets and fries and a taco for lunch, please.
Out on the porch…
J: I saw an ant, Mom! So I flicked it, right into the garden!
EK: Yeah! I gave my ant a spanking and put it in the crash can!
J: Look, mom! There’s a bird! I wanna give it a kiss.
Hubby takes off J’s shirt, and he points at his tummy…
J: That’s my tummy aches daddy!
J: My tummy aches! (He pulls up Hubby’s shirt) Can I see your tummy aches?
J, coming out of his room after nap: Good morning, D! Good morning, EK! I had a nice nap.
EK, complimenting Hubby: You’re like Prince Charlie! (It took us several minutes to realize she meant Prince Charming.)
Hubby: How’s your taco?
J: Yummy! It’s like a chip!
EK had been pestering me to pay attention to her (I was working) and I had been telling her to wait a few minutes for, well, a few minutes. Finally, I said, “Yes?” She responded, “I was just wondering if we could have a tea party one day this week, Thursday or Wednesday maybe? Just whatever day I don’t have church or school. I could look at my calendar and see what’s going on?” And obviously, I responded, “…..Um, yes. I’d like that. Any day you want…”
Every time I change J’s diaper: Can I see da poopy, Mommy?
Snapshots of while we were gone…
Swinging with Uncle Cameron…
J: Push me! (Wait) Stop! (Wait) Okay, push me. Slowly!
EK is screaming at the dinner table…
Cameron: If you’re going to scream, go downstairs. If you want to eat with us, don’t scream.
EK: Necie, Cameron’s being mean to me!
Me: Did you go to school while I was gone?
EK: Yeah. And I stayed for lunch bunch. Necie gave me some money and I gave it to my teacher.
Necie: J just woke up. Do you want to put away the play doh?
EK: No, J loves play doh. I want to share it with him because I love him.
I thought those were all pretty good this week! What are your kids saying? Anyone else’s boy interested in seeing his poop? BLERG.