Happy Tuesday! In keeping with our Tuesday tradition, here are our recent funnies! I hope you enjoy their crazy thoughts!
Heard in the back seat…
EK: Put the icing in the cookie! You mean on the cookie? No! In the cookie! Ahhhh!
At the gas pump…
EK: Mom! I’m watching for the numbers to stop!
J: And I’m watching for a stop sign!
J, randomly: FLY IN THE HOUSE! FLY IN THE HOUSE!
EK hands me a bunny I had when I was growing up: Look what I bought for you, Mommy!
Me: Um, no.
Necie invited EK to spend the night with her…
EK: I packed for like ten days. And on the seventh day, you will bring me home safely.
EK and Necie drawing lady bugs…
EK: I’ll make Daddy’s in boy colors.
EK, to the tune of “Happy Birthday”: Happy Halloween to you! Happy Halloween to you! Happy Halloween, all the womans! Happy Halloween, Je-sus!”
Driving past a bulldozer…
EK: J, look out your window! You love those, huh?
Listening to my set list for church while we’re in the car…
J: Mommy! I hear you in the radio!
EK: Yeah, there are two of you in the car!
J, saying our prayers: pray for Wesley and Holly and our cousins. And I want to get in a helicopter and go to Taiwan and see them.
Me: Me too, buddy.
EK and J having a tea party with a stuffed animal…
EK: Mom! We got a serious problem over here!
Me: What’s going on?
EK: This man can’t walk! (Pointing to stuffed animal.)
Me: Oh no! Are his legs broken?
EK: Just this one.
Me: Should we try to find him a wheelchair?
EK: Nah, I’m just gonna fix it.
EK: Do you have Miss Crystal’s number? (Her teacher)
Me: No, but I have her email address so I could send her a message.
EK: Oh. I think it’s 851, but I’ll ask her tomorrow at school.
Well, hope you enjoyed this week’s edition of Things Toddlers Say! Check back every Tuesday for more funnies!