J, holding his ukulele and wearing his backpack: I’m going to my gig, mom!
J: *tells same story about a robot on our porch he’s been telling for months*
EK: Why do you keep telling that same story, J?
J: I just love stories about robots!
At EK’s preschool music performance…
J: Can I go up there?!
Me: It’ll be your turn next year.
J: I guess I want to go home then.
Talking about Moana…
EK: Okay. Now let’s talk about the waves. (Cue ten excruciating minutes laboring over why the waves moved of their own accord.)
EK: What are you making mama?
EK: You’re just like Lala! (My bestie who always makes sweet treats)
Passing the baseball stadium…
EK: You said the baseball opens in April. Is it April?
Me: No, it’s still March.
EK: Okay. I’ll ask you every day, “Is it April yet?” and you’ll tell me when it is. Okay?
EK: You know what’s my favorite month to set up for Easter? March 27!
Me: Wait. What?
EK and I are singing Moana for the hundredth time…
J: You guys! You’re making me annoying myself!
Hope you enjoyed our funnies! What silly things are your kids saying these days?