Things Toddlers Say 

Happy Tuesday, y’all! Lots of silly one-liners and humor to brighten your day. The rain has been a bit of a bummer on our moods over here in NC but we needed it, and our garden is happy, so I shouldn’t complain! Anyway, here are the funnies. Enjoy!

I’m sipping a glass of wine…
J: Did you know that if you drink that, you’ll turn into…(pause)…what you’re drinking?

At bedtime…
J: Running, marching, tiptoeing, walking. Whispering, talking!
Me: It’s good that you’ve been listening in music class!

J hands EK flowers…
EK, sniffing: You make me cry so good! You’re the best brother!

EK: Sometimes I forget to brush my teeth. So then I wake up in the middle of the night, grab my princess toothbrush and brush it up.

J: Mom, I got the hook-ups. (hiccups)

J riding in the back of the tricycle while D drives it…
Me: J, is that a safe choice?
J: Well, it’s a funny choice to me!

J, licking ranch off his fingers: Mmm, tastes like banana pudding!

Pulling into our driveway, we can see our garden…
EK: Mom. Look how much work we’ve got done!

J, pointing at the sky: Look! It’s the banana moon! (Impossible to get a good picture of, by the way, though I did try.)

J and I were chatting one afternoon, and I mentioned how big he was getting.
J: Yeah, I’m going to keep growing and growing until I’m like Jesus (because Jesus is of superhuman size). And then I could wear a Jesus costume for my birthday!  I’M SO EXCITED!

J, talking to my mom while walking on a local trail in the woods…
J: It’s like we’re in a forest. I bet it’s Wake Forest.


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